March 05, 2007

Lisa: 12 weeks

Our baby's bladder now has urine in it. Oh, goody.

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March 10, 2007

Lisa: 13 weeks

Our baby has graduated from fruit to fish! It's now the size of a jumbo shrimp and it has fingerprints.

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March 17, 2007

Lisa: checking in

  • baby - lemon-sized

  • uterus - grapefruit-sized

  • breasts - two glorious California oranges


  • ass - don't ask

  • belly - sticking out even more than usual (Yep, that's a maternity dress.)


  • puke - less frequent

  • heels - holding steady


  • lust for life - intact (If you can still bring yourself to accessorize, all is not lost.)

  • March 27, 2007

    Lisa: 15 weeks

    No food analogy! How will I picture how big 4 inches is??? On the bright side, the baby is now afraid of flashlights.

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    March 31, 2007

    Lisa: 16 weeks

    Thank goodness the food analogies are back! Our baby is an avocado with toenails.

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